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Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Peninsula Restaurants Open

by Cat Crap

Marianne Monkeybutt
If this summer proves to be anything like the last, a certain local restaurant promises a good time for all.The trendy, waterfront bar and restaurant which opened a few summers ago has quickly become a favorite watering hole for locals and away people looking for a taste of  Downeast, not to mention an eyeful of homegrown bikini-clad beauties.

By day the open air bar and umbrella covered tables are filled with gray-haired boating geezers decked out  in pink shirts and loafers. At night the place transforms into a happening see and be seen spot for the hard  hard partying younger set.

While the food is only slightly better than average, and the prices a little too high, the free-flowing booze, party girls and all night festivities keep                                               the crowds coming.
Melissa Melons                         

 Adding to the allure of the place is the oh so friendly hostess, Mia Melons, who will find you the perfect table for two while Candy Can, donning a barely there bikini, will cheerfully take drink orders. Marianne Monkeybutt is a regular who can often be seen doing a some late night  booty shaking for the price of a Tequila shooter.
Ahhh, welcome summer.