Not Sure What Your Doctor Is Talk'in About?  

We Can Help.               

 by  Beaver
Prompted by complaints from numerous peninsula residents that they had no freak'in idea what their doctors were talking about during medical appointments, the Chowdah staff felt compelled to come to the rescue.

Although more than a few of our readers criticize the Chowdah staff for being a bunch of lazy, boozing baffoons, we beg to differ. Thanks to our occasionally conscious reporters, and after a great deal of in-depth research, we are proud to publish this list of important medical definitions to help interpret your doctor's medical terminology. Now you know. You're welcome.

Meet the CHOWDAH Staff

Meet the Chowdah Staff

By Juicy

Since it's winter and there is little else to do, and we're bored to death, we would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to our exceedingly eccentric, do nothing staff who can usually be found pretending to be out sick, binge watching Orange is the New Black, or working on their second six pack in the Rite Aid parking lot. Watch for their bylines on the rare occasion that they awaken from their drunken stupors and actually write something.

Dazzle:  Chief  Delegator and the Mother of all Ridiculousness

Bubble:  Dazzle's Bumbling, Dumber than Shit Assistant 

Fat Boy:   Reporter - Hard to Believe Breaking News











                                         

Bottom Feeder:  
Reporter, Useless Crap and Internet Security 







Juicy:  Reporter, Local Gossip

                                              

Poot:
Farts & Entertainment
 
                                     




  
 Cat Crap:  Food Editor





Beaver:  Reporter, Fish Tales, Sports & Weather (or not)

 CHOWDAH is an equal opportunity employer (obviously).

We're always looking for new talent.

Feel free to contact us if you have that special gift for sarcasm, can't write, are out on parole, heavily medicated, occasionally sober, and are interested in joining our 
esteemed editorial staff.

No experience necessary. The less, the better.

Flexible Hours.

 We do not pay well.

In fact, we do not pay at all.